Monday, July 9, 2018

Birthday birthday birthday!

I know birthday wishes aren't a thing anymore once you're past a certain age but maybe I can do some birthday wishful thinking (SEE WHAT I DID THERE? WORDPLAY and it's not just the name of my Coldplay cover band.)

What would I wish for anyway? I already bought Chvrches concert tickets for September and 3 snazzy dress shirts. Maybe I need is a new phone to add to the collection. Like a few women, my Oppo F5 isn't living up to my expectations and I wanna go back to the honeymoon period (I NAMED MY OPPO F5 'DANIELA' AFTER THIS GIRL I LIKED AND I REGRET IT, SHUT UP. KRISLY WHO?).

Happiness? Too vague, bollocks to that.

What do I count as happiness anyway? Wishing for pop singer Hailee Steinfeld to give me a high five or a fist bump? SURE, but then I won't have to wash my hand for the next 26 years. I'm always Starving for her! (Wordplay!) Wish I could be friends with a doppelganger of her instead.

This is where I would probably write "I still miss  (insert either Krisly or Daniela here) and I'll never get over it as usual and there's no one else for me! *sob sob*" but no, I'm not gonna do that because I have bills to pay and suits to sell. I'm 26 now. Gotta grow old with money. I appreciate simple things and crippling depression from unrequited love isn't simple at all.

Birthday greetings are always nice and simple. I always appreciate them, regardless of social link level. I got several from work, even a phone call from one of the managers singing me Happy Birthday through the phone. The hotdog drawing was hilariously charming so that made my morning better.

All I got on my birthday last year was heat from my old Walmart manager for selling prepaid plans instead of a crappy overpriced plans with 500 minutes and 1 gig of data for $100. "You got me stress and hatred for this job for my birthday? You shouldn't have! ...No, really, you shouldn't have."

I always like a small, manageable amount of birthday greetings on Facebook. There was a point where I got over 150 people posting birthday greetings on my timeline and I only knew about 50 of them. Imagine trying not to copy-paste 'Thank you' over and over again.

Maybe, just MAYBE, I still cling on to wish of going to the Philippines with no emotional baggage whatsoever. The last time I was there, I had shitty friends and one okay friend from across the world messaging me about stuff. I fought with my now-former best friend online because she's a big hypocrite. Bleh. I'll be back in the Philippines and not have bullshit bothering me.

Oh, I bought suspenders too. I wear suspenders now.

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Britton Baggage

No, I'm not talking about giving my luggage a name. This wouldn't be one of my most coherent posts. It's just me venting about what happened with my once-friend Britton

Monday, June 18, 2018

Philippines 2018 - Two Seats For Me

Before going to the Philippines, I remember being miserable. I was going through some stupid stuff like... emotions and stress from work. I got drunk two nights before my flight on vodka and Coke Zero because I had too much on my mind. I wish I had cranberry juice instead but hey, I mixed what I had. Strangely, the lack of hangover made me watch PewDiePie videos on my PS4.

Drunken mess aside, I wanted to go to the Philippines to be happy and not miserable if that made any sense. My mother and my sister couldn't go for reasons beyond their control so it was just me and my brother on the flight. We had to cancel the first set of tickets we had booked with China Airlines, which means we booked more expensive tickets with Cathay Pacific. We're big dudes and we had a row close to the window. 

Sadly, there were three seats in the row so I had to sit beside some old guy who was miserable. "They're too big!" he said after slapping my leg multiple times. "I need to go to Perth and I need my sleep!"

So I thought, "Well, motherfucker, I can just knock you out with a punch or a superkick and then we'll both get some peace and quiet." Then I questioned why my go-to move was a superkick. I don't care about what he has to go through, it's not my problem, and it's no reason to hit my leg and whine that you don't have enough room. That's what first class is for.


Well, why not?

To be honest, I was expecting to get a bump to first class just because there's extra room there. "Sir, this whiny old man is being cranky so would you like to get upgraded to first class for free?" The alternative was good enough though.

The general rule for seat changes is you ask the flight attendants nicely after the plane door has been shut. Once the plane door is shut, no one else can get in the tin can that's about to fly. Before takeoff, the whining old guy was asked to be seated at the first row. Sure he got leg room but the problem was that there was a family with a crying baby next to him and babies usually cry in flights because they have no sense of where they are.

Taken with the LG V20's wide angle camera

So for 13 hours, I had two seats just for me while my brother got the window seat that he always loved. It was like flying first class because I had so much room. The tables were great for my tablet and phones.


I haven't been on an airplane in years so seeing USB ports on the small monitors attached to the seats made me scream "OH MY GOD!" internally. The idea was there but the execution was not that well. When charging a phone through a wall outlet, the USB adapter would charge at a decent rate, giving you around 4 hours of charging time. The USB ports for the monitors charged really slow to the point where I actually lost two percent of my LG V20's battery life as it was charging, which made no sense. It wasn't much of a big deal since I came prepared for my phone's battery life dying early on by bringing in two more phones - namely a Moto G5 Plus and an HTC One A9. Sure enough, I had to rely on the Moto phone for the rest of the remaining 10 hours. 

The best thing about having two seats for myself was sleeping during the flight. It was the most comfortable I've ever been since I had so much room that I can lean like a sack of potatoes to a barn wall.


The meals were surprisingly good for airline quality. Other airlines I've flown with had below average food at best. Cathay Pacific's food actually tasted like food. It even came with ice cream, which was a nice surprise. When I last flew with China Airlines, there weren't many meals given. In Cathay Pacific, there was lunch, dinner, and cup noodles by request. I requested around five of those cup noodles because it's free and I just wanted to eat for the entire flight.

The only hassle about flying to the Philippines was the connecting flight and this was no exception. I didn't have much time to look around the Hong Kong airport because I only had an hour to spare before my next flight. It didn't help that the next terminal was further than expected so I had to rush. The lines for the security check didn't help matters at all and made me just wanna buy my own plane.

The connecting flight from Hong Kong to the Philippines was wonderful because there weren't a lot of people inside the plane which meant my brother and I were able to secure another row of seats for ourselves. It was another comfortable 3-hour flight or so. The food, however, was terrible. It was some sort of chicken pastry that I had never eaten before and would definitely not eat again. 

From the blog "Where is FatBoy?" (surprisingly not me)
Arriving in the Philippines was like waking up from a hazy dream. I was questioning myself if I were really there. It's been 3 years since I had last gone there. I didn't feel enthusiastic about it. Maybe I was just exhausted from a long plane ride. Maybe I just wanted a direct flight to avoid connecting flights altogether. Maybe I was just expecting to see familiar faces as soon as I got out of the plane.


I was home. That's what mattered most.

Friday, May 11, 2018

Philippines 2018 - "Always"

"Always" was the word.
I'd always like her, regardless. Because no matter what, she'll always be on my mind.

"After all this time?"
"Always."
I never watched any of the Harry Potter movies. I always saw them as not my kind of movies. That piece of dialogue is the only thing I like from the movies.

When I went to the Philippines last January, that was the key word on my mind - 'always'. I'll always go to the Robinson's Magnolia. I'll always go to UST. I will always go to Greenhills and V-Mall. And I'll always look for her.

I always hated myself for making that stupid mistake years ago that cost me a friend. It'll always suck because I keep thinking "She's always going to hate you. She's always going to see you as nobody."

So, after constantly trying to forget her and whatever "moving on" is supposed to be (I hear it's great!); after the countless number times I thought no one would ever live up to what she and I never had; after all the years trying to get her out of your mind but at the same time, get her to be in your life again somehow; after all this time? 

Always.

Monday, February 19, 2018

What's On My Phones?

Knowing me, I have a few backup phones because I'm never satisfied with the battery life of just one phone and bringing along a powerbank is too bulky. Aside from the usual social media apps like Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, I usually have a whole selection of apps that I instantly install once I get another phone. They might not be for everyone but they're mostly free so you could easily try them out. I'll try to get to them as quick as possible.

Nova Launcher is a go-to launcher. I even bought the Prime version at full price just because I wanted to support the development team. However, I sometimes want something simple and quick. That's where I use Evie Launcher. It's a basic launcher that's quick and recommended for those who never used a custom launcher before. For wallpapers on said launchers, I mainly use Backdrops. Quite a lot of choices and they're all quirky and colorful.

Nova Launcher
For browsers, sure, Google Chrome is the most common but I despise not being able to block ads on sites that I visit. Opera and Brave Browser come in handy. Opera lets me sync open tabs and bookmarks from different devices as well as blocking majority of the ads.

Sometimes the built-in gallery for my phone isn't as simple as it should be. That's why I download Simple Gallery if I want a bare bones gallery app.

For a good blue light filter, I use Twilight. Sure, you might have to tone down the hue and screenshots taken with the app running would give you a really pinkish brown tint on your photo.

For music, I don't stream because I like listening to all my music offline. To help me with that, I use BlackPlayer. I also bought the paid version to support the development team for making a great music player that I consistently use. AutomaTag is there in case some of the mp3 files decide to randomly lose their title and artist info. When I'm not in the mood for music, I listen to podcasts on PlayerFM.

BlackPlayer
For downloaded videos, I use either VLC Player or XPlayer. Both are reliable and would play any video file you throw at it.

Keyboards would always be important to use on a phone so I've been using SwiftKey for 3 years now. With different coats of paint to theme your keyboard to even removing the letters in its "Ninja" theme, you have a ton of choices for whatever color your daily keyboard would be.

An app that I've recently started using is Fotoo. It basically gives you a slideshow of your photos in either your local storage or Google cloud storage.

For games, I have quite a few that I install so prepare for some quick recommendations.

Seen is always installed because of my depression-aided bias towards it and how it became the most read review on a video game site I write for. The End of the World is a simple art game about heartbreak that would require 20 to 30 minutes of your time since you can't save your progress.

Zero Punctuation: Hatfall is a perfect time waster and is made by one of my favorite video game critics Yahtzee Croshaw. In a more basic level of a time waster game, Superkick Party is a game where you play as wrestling tag team The Young Bucks and kick rival wrestlers trying to take your merchandise.

Superkick Party
Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp is a great iteration of the Animal Crossing games from Nintendo that's simple and adorable. Speaking of Nintendo games done well on mobile, Fire Emblem Heroes is a wonderful tactical RPG on bite sized maps. It offers simple mechanics but a challenge when you think you're slacking off. For a "real" roleplaying game, Knights of Pen and Paper is a great 8-bit take on tabletop gaming. With the medieval theme in mind, Reigns is a wonderful take on storytelling and branching choices.

Fire Emblem: Heroes
I could go on and on and list every app I have on my phones but these apps are just ones that I frequently install. Enjoy and hopefully you find some new favorites.