October 22, 2017
October 19, 2017
I might sound crazy to you but I am a huuuge attention-freak, that is why I'm posting lots of my near-nude photos or other spicy pictures.That's just weird. If you want attention, just post on Instagram and follow 690 people. Surely you'll get all the attention you need. Also, "spicy" is a funny way to describe near-nude photos. I know memes are referred to as spicy but really, near-nude photos are just mild at best.
Nevertheless, it's been quite a while since I have heard an unbiased opinion, so I was thinking, maybe you'll be the the only one who can tell me the truth?Sure! The truth is that there are chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKIN' FROGS GAY! Do you understand that? I'm sick of being social engineered, it's not funny!
(Thank you, Alex Jones from InfoWars for that joke.)
Have a great look at my sexy photos and please, don't tell me that I'm amazing, everybody else is saying that, I want to hear your real opinion and in case you have one, maybe I can buy you a coffee later?Asking for someone's real opinion would cause the person being asked to lowball their answer to be nice. How will that scenario go anyway? "Your photos suck and you look like a smacked ass." "Thanks, let's get a latte."
Waiting your reply.No reply for you. Well, technically this is a passive aggressive reply but still.
That was fun. I'm going to look for more spam emails to make fun of for no reason.
September 21, 2017
August 30, 2017
July 1, 2017
I miss my friend Ash. She's great. And I'm never going to be able to talk to her again.
I never thought of her as someone who was 100 percent great - I mean that in the friendliest way possible - but she's been a great friend to talk to. Sure we had some disagreements, especially during my mood swings where she'd seriously call me out on being insensitive, but what friendship doesn't have these potholes? A genuine one would always have ups and downs. And I miss that.
I don't like what happened to her - no one does - but I wish I could've helped somehow.
And maybe one day she'll leave the horror. Oh well. It's future rust and it's future dust.