Hey! This story isn't dead! Sorry for not updating it in this blog sooner.
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July 3, 2012
Posted by Jason at 3:21pm
Another post? Awesome! It’s after school so I have time
to write on this blog.
Have I told you about my friend Joey? I think I did in
the last post but lemme tell you how awesome the guy is. I’ve known him since
high school and he’s been a blast to be with. Like, one time, we were stuck in
a boring talk about god-knows-what at the lecture hall. He and I did nothing
but text each other. Thank god teachers don’t check for cellphones inside coat
pockets. Well, coat pockets of a coat that’s technically hidden inside a bag
full of textbooks. Thank god for unlimited texting as well because god knows
where we’ll be without unlimited texting.
Joey’s one of the few guys that I’d actually hang out
with and I won’t feel like a burden. I used to think that I’d hinder him and
his habits of picking up women. I remember one time on Valentine’s Day he told
me he got the numbers of 15 girls at campus in 2 hours. I can vouch for this
because he showed me all of their numbers. That’s some Glengarry Glen Ross stuff right there. I’m so sorry for the old
movie reference as well as comparing women to real estate sales.
Joey never called them all, strangely (because I would’ve
called each and every one of them without a doubt) but that’s how he met
Celine. She’s an architecture student who’s in the same year as us and she
basically told Joey off after he asked for her number. I’m surprised she became
a friend of ours even after Joey’s attempts to flirt with her.
I sit beside Joey in every class because I don’t feel
comfortable sitting with my other classmates that I don’t know. Joey is like
the only person in class that talks to me, as sad as it sounds. We’re in a
class of 28 people and half of them are guys. 12 of those guys sit in the other
side of the room while Joey and I sit in the back corner of the class. He
thinks it’s great because we’re “surrounded by girls”. Whatever makes him
happy, I guess. I’m just thankful I have a friend to talk to in class this
semester.
Oh god, if he ever reads this, he might think I have a
man-crush on him. I don’t, Joey! I don’t! We’re like brothers and that’d be
incest!
Anyway, thanks for reading this again, guys.
Till next time!
- Jason
- Jason
