Things I See - I'm Sorry Signs Are Stupid

This was one of the few things I saw in my final weeks in University of Santo Tomas as I was walking home.

This damn sign got stuck to the bottom of my shoe like toilet paper. And rightfully so because these signs are really just a sign of desperation. I know actions speak louder than words but really, it would solely depend if your actions aren't so sad and pitiful.

Yeah, dear god, people who do those stupid "I'm Sorry" signs are really--

Oh crap. I did do one of those signs in 2012. Shit.

Okay, okay, when people do get desperate, they tend to do things that are absurd to get what they want. In my case, to get a girl to forgive me. But hey, it didn't happen and I don't think it'll ever happen so yeah, those "I'm Sorry" signs are stupid and you should never do anything like that ever again.

My best friend said it best in one tweet than I could in several paragraphs.

Things I See - GetGlue

Thank goodness my GetGlue stickers arrived after 4 weeks.

GetGlue is a social networking site where you "check in" to your favorite shows or which shows are you watching and you get stickers. You can have actual paper versions of those stickers when you've collected 20 of them and GetGlue will send them to you free of charge.

I actually ordered a set when I was in the Philippines and they never arrived. Thankfully, Canada's closer to the US so it didn't get lost in the mail.

Things I See - Half

At the Canadian Superstore a few hours ago, I was browsing all the cellphones they had. This one caught my eye.

I'm not entirely sure if anyone wants to actually buy half a cellphone in full price. Hell, I'm not even sure if anyone would want to buy a cellphone keyboard. I mean, what would they do with it on its own?

I can understand if you want to go all McGyver on half a cellphone and make a bomb or something but come on, there has to be a better way to acquiring these.

(I know that these are just the display models and Superstore has fixed ones in storage. Play along~!)

Things I See - Yellow Oranges

I was at Walmart a few days ago and this caught my eye.

I never really knew that oranges can be yellow.

Yup, they're totally oranges, see?

(I know it's just the box but come on, you know you could get a better box to advertise lemons.)

Things I See - Oh, Not That Damn Puppy Again

I was browsing all the photos I had on my phone when suddenly, I have this.

I have a photo that I took several months ago at a Toys R' Us.

Oh my god, this is just horrible.

For those wondering, yes, that is a pink puppy that I constantly make references to. I gave that to a girl in a way that would put me in "How I Met Your Mother" as a character.

This is basically the symbol of why I gambled with all that romantic BS I see in the movies.

It's also the start of my bitterness. Well, not really "start" but rather "intensify". This intensified everything I hate. I've grown to hate romantic movies. I've started hating that damn college that girl is from.

And hey look, that girl kept the puppy! Seriously, she sent me a picture of the same puppy.

I told her to burn it.