October 19, 2017

A Message From Cora Miller

I remember doing a post about how stupid these spam bots that pretend to be women and just advertise websites. I had fun doing that a while back and once in a while, I just read them for fun on how elaborate they get. I found a simple one so it's not as detailed as before so I won't be able to enjoy the lore that comes with the seedy sex website.
I might sound crazy to you but I am a huuuge attention-freak, that is why I'm posting lots of my near-nude photos or other spicy pictures.
That's just weird. If you want attention, just post on Instagram and follow 690 people. Surely you'll get all the attention you need. Also, "spicy" is a funny way to describe near-nude photos. I know memes are referred to as spicy but really, near-nude photos are just mild at best.

Nevertheless, it's been quite a while since I have heard an unbiased opinion, so I was thinking, maybe you'll be the the only one who can tell me the truth?
Sure! The truth is that there are chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKIN' FROGS GAY! Do you understand that? I'm sick of being social engineered, it's not funny!

(Thank you, Alex Jones from InfoWars for that joke.)
Have a great look at my sexy photos and please, don't tell me that I'm amazing, everybody else is saying that, I want to hear your real opinion and in case you have one, maybe I can buy you a coffee later?
Asking for someone's real opinion would cause the person being asked to lowball their answer to be nice. How will that scenario go anyway? "Your photos suck and you look like a smacked ass." "Thanks, let's get a latte."
Waiting your reply.
Many kisses,
Cora
No reply for you. Well, technically this is a passive aggressive reply but still.

That was fun. I'm going to look for more spam emails to make fun of for no reason.